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BEHAVIOR OF LUSAKA GIRLS BY RESIDENTIAL AREA

HERE is an overview of the description of girls/ladies in Lusaka per Residential area.

1. Kabwata – Girls from here are very dangerous prostitutes. They know how to speak English and their families can afford DSTV and GOTv for them to learn a few English manners. They mostly have multiple partners, especially those from those dirty high-rise flats which look like they are in Iraq as well as most girls residing near Kabwata Market.

2. Kamwala – Any girl who was hot 5 years ago is living in this area. Most of them live boarding house arrangement probably dating a multiple of married men. She has bleached her skin and looks like a Zombie. She migrated from Kabwata so she knows English but she never moves anyhow during the day because her structure is now deflated so she feels shy. Her movements are restricted to Kamwala shops to buy her bleaching lotion.

3. Kamwala South – This is a new den of hules in Lusaka from Kopala. Houses and flats are cheap to rent so every girl who is on the learning curve of uhule is residing here, especially immigrants from Copperbelt. Most of them are beyond experienced in bed and they are the ones filling up all the drinking joints in Kabwata because they know less about Lusaka to make any necessary movements. Just their dressing will tell you that she is from Kopala - dressing is still in 19 Century in Copperbelt . Muntu avala maLegins na Jacket!

4. Libala- Kweve uku kuli ma sniper in those bedsitters. They can take as many men in one night in their small houses in quest for survival of the hardship in Zambia due to the poor policies of the Patriotic Front government.

5. Libala South – Baby mamers reside here. Before having children with some Yobali who has dumped them, they had all the looks and rebuffed every other genuine guy who approached them so they are near the bush because they want to keep a distance from civilization and as many people who may have to see how their bums have shrunk and how their boobs are now looking like neckties.

6. Chilenje – Capital city yamahule. Osayesa kufuna gelo uku. And they are cheap Slay queens here. This is a second grade of a Komboni in Lusaka. Girls don’t even know English apart from a few words like ‘hi’, ‘how are you’ and I miss you. Bapezeka na tuma Airtel and MTN phones and they charge them mu market because they have no power at home.

7. Chalala – A residential area of so-called “some of us” slay queens yapa NIPA, ZCAS, and UNILUS. These girls here took long to get their independence from their parents so they just discovered the feeling of dicmisation. If you are dating someone here, to win over their love to the extent that they begin stealing their parent’s monies to shower on you, just put them on your WhatsAPP display picture (DP) – even when you block all contacts from seeing your DP- then you will win her. They are so naïve and dull girls here.

8. Woodlands Main – Uku kweve girls are the ones who have arranged marriages by their families. You will be lucky to find a girl here and marry her without having to look out for a bullet from here mad dad or her colored nthugerous brother who will threaten to kill you with their gun. Mulungushi University and DMT-ST Eugine is their place osati pa ma hule pa ZCAS.

9. Ibex Hill and Kabulonga – The type of “some of us” slay queens who are masters of sex parties reside here. So much westernization is in their head because they have been privileged to go to schools abroad and holidays. Every time they discus partying nama group sex and if you can’t afford to use Yobali language, you will be dumped.They expect a guy to be driving and to suddenly have money but they don’t want the working class type. They date “John solye ubwali” type. Most of them are dull and don’t work, and probably they have failed in university several times. If you do a census on many expensive universities abroad, you will find she has been there before but failed in semester one and went to another school. They are not wife material. Marry them at your own risk uzayamba kudya meatballs with soda. ladies evening dresses

10. Chawama,Mutendere & Kalingalinga – Ma girlfriends, baby mamas and wives of bus conductors, bus drivers and all those who do manual work in Lusaka reside here. Uhule ni fulu fulu kweve uku.

11. Presidential Housing Innitiative (PHI)- Girls here are mostly from villages nama komboni manners. She is a niece of her dady’s or mother’s sibling who was brought to attend school pa Chainama. Even their English niyodonselela. They don’t drink alcohol koma sex yeve they give to anyone. Actually, aba never they are still in the era of writting letters to their loved ones, WhatsApp is not yet being fully utilized.They date their classmates in schools.

12. Kaunda Square I and II– Empire ya ma hule mu Zambia. Osayesa kwevev uku. They have no size and they know all drinking joints in Lusaka especially Mayela. They don’t go to school but live to do uhule day in day out. Most of them still live with parents.

13. Avondale & Chelstone – Blessers love this place. It’s far from the civilization that is near Manda Hill and town where almost every other person is probably going to be so men would rather have a girl here so that they are not spotted by their wife. Uku kweve tu gelo situmvela. They open their legs for married men in the name of having material things they desire.

14. Long Acres,Roma,Rhodespark & Olympia – Actors of Porn in Zambia. They look beautiful yes but behind scenes mune, they have done things that you can’t imagine. Just don’t trust these girls in these two areas, if you know what is good for you. One day you will just see them in a clip after marriage.

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16. Thornpark – This is a den of every colored prostitute in Lusaka. They don’t go out with just any other guy but their type. If you want to lose your life to a gun, try finding a girl here. If she is black, she has probably been used already by that muscular colored guy who she fantasize about and she was dumped so be ready to contract some disease especially ngati ukonda live.

17. Northmead – All sorts of hules live here. If you want a death pass, date a girl here. 99.9 per cent are taking the life drugs every day. They have lived it all and they know every feature of a man and their ujeni is now bigger even when they don’t have children yet. It’s like a door wide open.

18. Makeni – Girls who date politicians and cadres live here. They have a high life so not every Jim and jack can manage them.

19. Sikanza Camp – Children and relatives of police officers, ni ma hule who go out with the police themselves. They just exchange, when this one is done deducing from this girl, another police officer will take over. The prevalence of disease here is very high.

20. Garden Compoun, Chipata, Mandevu and Matero – these areas supply the prostitutes who stand in roads and bars at night. During the day, they look good and young but they are the ones who do the jobs at night. In fact most of them look tired during the day especially kuseni, but around 16hours they bath and look very clean. Just know they are on the way to work.

21. NIPA area – This area is full of girls dating married men and those dating nasty college guys. Don’t try them if you love your life.