Piggott Arkansas

1) A guy asked u for sex and u
asked, "Do u Love me?". What do
u expect him to say or Are U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while
well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot, while
heaven is beautiful...the choice is
yours.
3) You have been engaged to him
for 2 years and no wedding is
forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a
key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10
girls without protection yet you
go to the barbers shop with your
personal clipper. What are you preventing???
5) Guys always know who their
heart belongs to, so if you like
cook chicken in diamond sauce or
do monkey style in bed, if its not
you, It can't be you. 6) In America wen a couple go to
bed dey say "Good nights my
love" In Britain "Sweet dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d
Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be
asking for money from him. GT-
bank staff cannot receive salary
from UBA bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my
friend to set up my boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've
sent me wedding Invitation. What
AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent (C)
Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i
have a Girlfriend when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we
had issues & we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and
blamed for every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either
snatch him from someone or
share him with someone, the
most important thing is to be the
highest Shareholder. 12) 35yr old first class graduate
without job and u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ... your life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the
years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A
baby won't make him stay. If
you're doubting me, kindly ask
TUFACE... 15) No matter how nice you are
to a goat, it will still eat your
yam.
16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u
carry him enter room, he don off
shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!! dusky pink bridesmaid dresses
17) What shall it profit a girl to
have all the Brazilian hair in the
whole world and still lose her
boyfriend to a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will be
deployed to search for u but kill 1
million Nigerians U will be invited
for amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all,
even rich men beg for pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house
is, How recent your car is,or how
huge ur bank account is, Our
grave is still gonna be the same
size, stay humble. 21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute
your Face Might Be, you Will Still
Be the Food For Worms....Set your
Arrogance Aside and Remember 6
Feet. No one lives for Ever.
22) I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last
breath am about sleeping
someone somewhere is crying..
Always thank the lord no matter
the situation .....pls send to
friends. Pls say after me with faith,
I shall not beg to eat.
I shall not be ashamed.
I shall not be cursed.
I shall not cry over loved ones.
I shall not be mocked. I shall not be a victim of hired
killers.
I shall not be a victim of accidents.
I shall not be sorrowful.
BUT, I shall be great.
I shall be fruitful I shall be victorious.
I shall be celebrated.
I shall be successful.
I shall be favoured.
I shall be blessed in abundance.
I shall be prosperous. I shall have joy unspeakable.
I shall have peace beyond limits.I
shall make it.
I shall testify.
I shall be lifted high beyond
falling. I shall excel in all that i do.
I shall be called Wonderful.
Where the road is thirsty of flesh
and blood, my family n i with my
beloved ones will not go there.
The evils that will happen will not know my dwelling place. Death
messengers will not know my
address. The miracles in the year
shall locate my household.
My heart desires will not be cut-
short. I will not cry because of you.
I pray for you, in the remaining
months of this year,Your PICTURE
WILL NOT BE USED FOR R.I.P.
Send this to the 24 most important
people in your life, and send it to me if I'm included.